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Notice of Conditional Acceptance

Notice to agent is notice to principal, notice to principal is notice to agent.

Dear {MPs NAME}

I have considered the issues raised in the live broadcast by {PM/First Minister} (Date depending on nation). Here is my notice that, despite my objection I will conditionally accept your demands to close my business on proof of the following:

1) You can provide a document that shows and provides scientific evidence of the testing procedure being used in the UK that 100% positively identifies COVID-19 otherwise known as SARS COV2, not any other type of coronavirus in a living being beyond any reasonable doubt.
2) You can guarantee and prove that the tests being used to justify these “guidelines” will not give a false positive result.
3) Evidence that this is “law” because it clearly says “guidelines”.
4) A copy of the two-way contract signed by BOTH parties where I agreed to follow these “guidelines”
5) Please provide scientific proof of “COVID-19” being highly contagious. The Government website clearly states it is no longer considered a HCID.
6) Please clearly define what you mean by a “public health threat”.
7) Can you confirm the current medical threat to a normal healthy individual (under 75) and confirm how many critically ill healthy people without any underlying conditions there are in ICU so I can make an informed decision on these “guidelines”.
8) What are the grounds for an alleged “public health threat” which was downgraded in severity levels in March being of higher importance than the long-term threat I face in terms of mental and financial ruin?
9) Are you willing to personally accept full liability to the sum of £10M GBP, for any/all financial, physical and/or mental health problems, including but not limited to death brought on by following these guidelines and closing my business?
10) Please provide evidence that this “guideline” has been through a risk assessment and will protect me from mental and financial ruin, and provide said risk assessment for my assessment so that I can make an informed decision about this “guideline”.
11) Please present me with the full “guidelines” in plain English, not legalese, and show me where it specifically names me and my business. In the event that you cannot name me and my business specifically, please provide a Plain English version of the guidelines.
12) Where there is no victim, there is no crime. Please explain to me how I am breaking the Law by not adhering to this “guideline”.

Only a reply that meets the following criteria qualifies for a proper and verified reply.

All questions 1-12 MUST be either a) answered or b) rebutted clearly in PLAIN ENGLISH.

If no reply in the correct manner as outlined above is received by close of business Thursday 5th November 2020, then my business,  {NAME of BUSINESS} will open as normal for business on Friday 6th November 2020. Please note, allowing my business to trade, but still closing the rest of society means you will still be liable for my losses as I am still unable to trade due to the restrictions that you have allowed to be put in place.

Any third-party interlopers will be classes as trespasser(s) and will be dealt with as such.

To make clear, I do not stand under you, or any interloper, nor wish or consent to contract with the same unless and until the above has been adhered and provided to me in full by the terms set out herein.

V.C – {YOUR autograph}
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